Notoriously roasted, Criminally good.
Soft private invitation only beta launch now thru December 31, 2023 if you're here it's because Mark (or a friend of Mark's) shared this link w/ you & thank you for providing any ideas, support and/or connections.
Felonious Nun is a premium specialty coffee membership for startup founders, entrepreneurs, solopreneurs, CEOs of small batch
specialty coffee roasted by formerly incarcerated women and shipped directly to your office, favorite nonprofit and remote staff.
We offer coffee bean delivery memberships of 5 & 25 pound quantities, we'd like to get to
95 members by 4/30/23 and $609,000 monthly revenue (approx 696 members) by December 31, 2023.
If you're a CEO, founder, or entrepreneur interested in a membership for premium specialty coffee direct to your office, remote staff or favorite nonprofit, please fill out the form below.
First batches of coffee beans will be roasted and ready to ship sometime February/March 2023 for the first members on a limited basis as we work thru the entire process, and we'll likely register as a B-Corp (benefit corporation).
Felonious Nun founder
Mark Grimes (previously eyescream interactive & NedSpace) believes business can be used to create positive social change in the world, and Strategic Transformation Advisor
Dave Dahl (previously Dave's Killer Bread) believes the same thing.
Here's an overview of our goals & objectives at Felonious Nun Coffee Company (FNCC):
1/ Felonious Nun provides an incredible coffee experience using beans ranked top 2% in the world
2/ Reduce three-year recidivism from 30% to near zero; this is the primary underlying social mission
3/ Private invitation only online Google Group where experienced current multimillion dollar founders share growth strategies for their own companies & support each other
4/ All team members paid equally starting at $25 hourly, scaling to $50 an hour by year seven
5/ Procure green coffee beans ethically sourced from a women owned co-op in Ethiopia
6/ Roasting done in a sister-owned Portland, Oregon-based roastery
7/ 5% gross revenue goes to Kiva
supporting women entrepreneurs in developing countries
8/ 5% gross revenue goes to local, regional, national & global nonprofit organizations monthly
9/ 5% gross revenue supporting other positive social impact business launches
10/ 10% gross revenue into marketing eventually managed by survivors of domestic violence
11/ Developing some kind of home down payment assistance plan for staff 36 months into working at Felonious Nun with no recidivism issues
12/ Roasters given opportunity after 12 months to hold earned & meaningful CEO, COO, CMO, CRO, CFO roles
Monthly (free postage in continental US)
5 pounds @ $225 mo - team of 2+
25 pounds plus@ $875 mo - team of 8+
Startup founders, entrepreneurs, CEOs & business owners become members of an invitation only private peer-to-peer founder community consisting of fellow entrepreneurs what have started one (or more) multimillion dollar companies. Membership to this invitation only Founders Roundtable Google Group is included w/ a Felonious Nun Coffee monthly coffee subscription. This type of founder mastermind focused on business revenue growth & positive social impact can often run into well into five figures a year, and included at no extra charge with a Felonious Nun membership.
So in addition to a damn good cup of coffee at your company you also get a turnkey Corporate Social Responsibility (CSR) program appreciated by staff, vendors, partners & community. This will offer retention, camaraderie and additional workplace meaning, happiness and purpose for your staff.
If you are interested in providing Felonious Nun coffee to your staff or favorite nonprofit please use the form below. Also please suggest any CEOs, startup founders, entrepreneurs, solopreneurs, or business owners you know personally who would be interested in providing Felonious Nun Coffee Company for their staff (or favorite charity).
Feloniously Yours,
The FNCC team, Charmayne, Dayami, Jessica, Noelle & Mark
(this is a working draft of an early stage company, above details are all subject to change, your mileage may vary)
